mtgfan:

KHANS OF TARKIR ART

Holy shit

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Anonymous Asked:
Maybe,just maybe it's because you generalizing and refuse that the actions of a few doesnt represent the majoritY

If you’re going to lecture me, do it in proper English.
And I’m not generalizing. The ones making porn are not the “few”. They are a sickening majority. If the brony fandom actually cared about its image they would work harder to contain the “few”.
But that’s not what’s happening. Grown men are manufacturing porn of a CHILDREN’S SHOW and alienating the actual children that watch it and enjoy it.

Oh no! I’m getting brony hate! And all because I called them out on the fact that fapping to a kids show makes you a pervert! Woe is me! Whatever shall I do! *eye roll*

Seriously. I offend a brony and they tell me I need Jesus??

*laughing for days*

ifimeanalottoyou:

Drugs Under The Microscope

Petition to title this photoset “Beauty can kill” because damn those are gorgeous, but if you’re irresponsible with them, or poorly educated about them you are so risking death.

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coreyscrawford asked corey crawford or bryan bickell

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silverhairedwolf:

is it just me, or does chris evans look freaking amazing in drag

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Bisexual genderfluid(wishy washy on this one but certainly not cis) captain America. Yes. Gimme some of that.

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marcel-goc:

revolvingabbeyroad:

oohhaaaay:

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only a pussy goes after goalies

only an idiot believes that goalies should be excluded from shared, between-the-play, shit

We’re goalies. We’re going to shit talk you in the crease. We’re going to push your buttons, that’s our job. We antagonize your ass so you mess up your shots and we can make easier saves.
The team however, usually defends us and we don’t get into conflicts because they don’t want us to be hurt.

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hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

Infiltraceion.

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causeallidoisdance:

piecesofamoonchyld:

Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying

WHAT A FUCKING RAD KID WITH RAD HAIR


Why weren’t you people my parents omg

causeallidoisdance:

piecesofamoonchyld:

Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying

WHAT A FUCKING RAD KID WITH RAD HAIR

Why weren’t you people my parents omg

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darksideofthemeow:

Never thought astronomy could be so cute.

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mercurialblonde:

carlosadama:

mercurialblonde:

toteardown:

cratenculture:

One of the TRUEST things I’ve ever came across.

Always reblog.

Lol, you realize this movie and book were designed…like the whole point, was to show how fucking stupid Durden’s ideology was, right? 

His revolution is a revolution of lemmings.  Of fuck up idiots.

There’s no truth here.  Just the hysterical whining of a group of dudes who have been handed everything in their lives and because there’s no victory parade waiting for them at the very end, they go blow up some buildings.

Stop promoting this movie and book as anything but the satirization of an ideology of idiots.

You like the message of Tyler Durden?  Go find an MRA message board to hang at, because you’ll find a lot of this kind of thing there.

Fuck out of here with this weak shit.
Go watch a movie like The Raspberry Reich, you losers. 

Straight cis-dudes with your fake revolutions.  You’re probably wearing khakis right now.

I love Fight Club in all it’s forms. It’s a great deconstruction of let’s call it a crisis of masculinity in traditional cis white males. Tyler makes a lot of good points, but not realising that it’s all operating at a satire level is the mistake a lot of “fans” make, hence missing the whole point of the book and the film.

As a young white cis guy when I watched it (age 23) it was like “whoah… this movie talks to me”… fortunately after a while if you’re not an idiot you can step back, see the satire and context and be more like “oh, so that’s what it means and what is going on… the world doesn’t owe me anything”

The reason it’s not very effective as a satire is because of the way the Marla Singer character is used.  Rather than the revolution imploding on it’s own stupidity, you are distracted by this ham fisted love story, where the girl appears to save the troubled boy.  Marla ends up being positioned as a threat to the very things that Fight Club is most effective at rallying it’s fans around, which are these “revolutionary” slogans.  And so rather than see the satire play itself out fully and flip back on it’s adherrents—what happens is Marla “breaks up the band”, and because that part is so poorly attatched to the rest of the story, it is less believable than the stupid parts—so when you walk away from the movie or book, your principal memory of the parts you like the most are the very parts that the work was supposed to be satirizing.

As a satire it is very muddled, and incredibly ineffective at conveying it’s message because of it’s authors shortcomings in crafting believable human characters, and poor choices in terms of the overall construction of the book. 

It’s also not helped by marrying Ficher’s visually appealing aesthetic over the top of it.  Nor does the homoerotic tension between Pitt and Norton help things either.  In almost all ways the film fights the message of the story, and demonizes the Helena Bonham Carter character.

It is a complete mess.  But it’s really popular because the dumbass slogans the film is supposed to be satirizing DO speak to the dumbass entitlement of a largely straight white male audience of a particular age group.

This movie and book’s popularity is the empowerment of fools who already have all of the power and privilege you could want.  And that there will now be a sequel cash grab…well…ha.

I guess at least it’s not Choke.

Like what you like, but this is a bullshit film and book.

Huzzah someone said it

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Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the following while you were alone:

wise-girl-and-seaweed-brain:

xdominoe:

loki-is-our-god:

castiel-homo-of-the-lord:

vorticity007:

zombieirish:


-Waterbending

-Earthbending

-Firebending

-Airbending

-Using the force

-Telekenisis

-Flying

-The Matrix 

-Alchemy

-Kamehameha

-Going Super Saiyan

-Jutsu Hand Signs

-Spells from Harry Potter

-Shapeshifting

-Breaking the 66 seals

-Opening purgartory

-Turning into a green rage monster

-Being a synthesized voice program

-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel

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Bitch please I do these in public

Habitual “Force” opener of automatic doors here.

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