First birthday present this year: two giant packs of hockey cards from my grandmother. Awesome sauce.

lezzbelesbian:

I can’t see number 5..
I AM GAY
SURPRISE BITCHESSSS

That’s a color blindness test…not a test for mental disorders. Is this some sort of joke? No one is going to see #5 unless they have total color blindness…I’m confused.

lezzbelesbian:

I can’t see number 5..
I AM GAY
SURPRISE BITCHESSSS

That’s a color blindness test…not a test for mental disorders. Is this some sort of joke? No one is going to see #5 unless they have total color blindness…I’m confused.

(via little-room-to-breathe)

The person I blogged this from deserves to have a great day

(Source: boys-and-suicide, via nkurth31)

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

Hey.

You’re allowed to hate your mental illness.

You’re allowed to be angry that it is interfering with your life.

It’s a douche.

But you are fine.

You are beautiful.

Fuck mental illness.

Love yourself.

Cicadas always come out in the Midwest just as the back to school rush begins. I like to think of it as a hundred million bugs having set their alarm clocks so that they can wake up in time to laugh at human children.

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar


It is two days to my 25th birthday. I will be a quarter of a century old. And I can still tell you exactly what shelf in my parents house my copy of that book belongs on. And how damn special I felt that I had my very own very hungry caterpillar.

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

It is two days to my 25th birthday. I will be a quarter of a century old. And I can still tell you exactly what shelf in my parents house my copy of that book belongs on. And how damn special I felt that I had my very own very hungry caterpillar.

(Source: somethingclassic, via zoe-saurusrex)

So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

Always reblogging this

(via yuukisynical)

thorkizilla:

This is it.  This is the pinnacle of nerdom.  This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.

Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.

Never will such levels of pure fucking nerd ever be seen again, it’s just not possible.  This is a beautiful day, I am glad I am alive to experience this, god bless.

(via yuukisynical)

himelistic:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

So that they are forced to spend extra money to get a purse.

Come on, dudes obviously don’t want chicks to have unnecessary bulges in their thigh pockets and back pockets. Obviously.

(via yuukisynical)

vashiane:

Natural Eye Color Chart


T15 or T17 for me. But damn if I didn’t pick my fiance’s way faster.

vashiane:

Natural Eye Color Chart

T15 or T17 for me. But damn if I didn’t pick my fiance’s way faster.

(via yuukisynical)

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

It’s more acceptable to be jealous of bees. If I remember properly, they see using ultraviolet light. Like??????? I want this.

(via darrylheartzhenya)

falloutnovelli:

vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

THIS IS IMPORTANT

(via little-room-to-breathe)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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I think I’ve been on Tumblr too long because I feel this post.

(via brentseabrookshair)